Stove Top’s Stretchy Stuffing Pants for Thanksgiving

November 23, 2017

Today is Thanksgiving in the United States. That means a full day of family, football, and food. Most likely, too much food. Turkey, stuffing, gravy, pie, another piece of pie. Wash it down with a few cocktails.This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of. You’ll eat too much; you’ll get uncomfortable. 

Stove Top stuffing has you covered.

To allow people to “enjoy more of Thanksgiving in comfort and style,” the company has designed a pair of super stylish unisex maroon pants with their non-patented stuffin-stretch stuffing-patterned elastic waistband that rests right on top of your belly. This feature allows your belly to stretch up 2x times its original size! And because of course, you’ll be craving seconds later on in the day, they also feature XXL pockets to stash your goods.

You could dine in comfort with these fabulous limited edition pants for the low, low price of $19.98, plus shipping and handling. Sadly, these beauties have already sold out.

Thanksgiving Dinner Pants

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